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jagguy
Post subject: Hi girls I am Monty
PostPosted: 02:18 on 8th Jan 2014

Joined: 10:42 on 4th Jan 2014
Posts: 6
Hi , My name is Monty .

My hobbies are playing cricket and computers. I am divorced and also I am again seemingly going through another divorce with the ECB.

I am not quite toilet trained but i am learning fast.

I also have trouble bowling maidens over. These Aussie women wont let me have any fun so I am after a Amercian girl. I like American girls as they know nothing nothing about cricket and that means will have something in common with the England Cricket Management.


PS: The ECB wont let me out of my hotel and mummy says I must listen to them. So I am stuck here for now with my computer and my special 82 page recipe cookbook. The only meal I can find that I like is roasted Swan. A couple of the other boys have had enough and went home already so please call me , call me now XXOOO
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blueandy1mac
Post subject: Re: Hi girls I am Monty
PostPosted: 16:32 on 8th Jan 2014

Joined: 12:30 on 14th Jul 2008
Posts: 2169
Location: Preston UK
Oh dear, can it really be that some cretin finds that even slightly amusing.
There was some truth in it however. I totally believe the part about his Mam keeping him in his bedroom. Another childlike, unfunny, sad Aussie to chuck on the pile. :roll:
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Cuthbert Rizla
Post subject: Re: Hi girls I am Monty
PostPosted: 20:07 on 8th Jan 2014

Joined: 20:14 on 21st Mar 2012
Posts: 238
blueandy1mac Wrote:
Oh dear, can it really be that some cretin finds that even slightly amusing.
There was some truth in it however. I totally believe the part about his Mam keeping him in his bedroom. Another childlike, unfunny, sad Aussie to chuck on the pile. :roll:



Take a chill pill, old sport.
The fellow is just having a bit of fun at our expense. You really shouldn't get so uptight about it.
I actually thought the chap had put a bit of effort into it and Monty is a prize ass at the best of times.
You take this banter malarkey far too seriously.
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Wozza
Post subject: Re: Hi girls I am Monty
PostPosted: 03:25 on 9th Jan 2014

Joined: 13:24 on 9th Jan 2014
Posts: 47
Teehee, quite funny

Monty will come good for us though
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jagguy
Post subject: Re: Hi girls I am Monty
PostPosted: 01:26 on 10th Jan 2014

Joined: 10:42 on 4th Jan 2014
Posts: 6
Wozza Wrote:
Teehee, quite funny

Monty will come good for us though


You reckon he will pull a USA bird?
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