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MitchellJohnson
Post subject: Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road (Lighten Ali Cook's load)
PostPosted: 04:49 on 20th Jul 2014

Joined: 17:53 on 9th Dec 2013
Posts: 35
LIGHTEN ALI COOK'S LOAD
(to the tune of GOOD BYE, YELLOW BRICK ROAD)

When are you gonna find form?
When did you last score a ton?
Maybe it's back to the farm, until you're
Ready to score some runs.

Your bad form will not last forever,
You've lost your cricketing muse.
Your mind's not present, and your stance is open,
Is Root too young to be filling... your...

Shoes.......? Nahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah! Ohhh oh oh...

So, lighten the Ali Cook load,
Let him drop the captaincy now.
Let him throw seed in his hen-house,
Let him go back to his plough.

Once he remembers his ton-on-debut,
And how those centuries flowed...
Then he'll finally decide that his future lies
Back at St John's Wood Road.
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addtamx
Post subject: Re: Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road (Lighten Ali Cook's load)
PostPosted: 05:28 on 20th Jul 2014

Joined: 21:02 on 9th May 2008
Posts: 955
Location: Australia
:lol: Another quality effort Mitch.......now f#$k off ( :P )
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blueandy1mac
Post subject: Re: Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road (Lighten Ali Cook's load)
PostPosted: 14:33 on 21st Jul 2014

Joined: 12:30 on 14th Jul 2008
Posts: 2151
Location: Preston UK
Got to hand it to the boy, he has a talent.
Enjoyed that Mitch, good effort.
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Ruislipspur
Post subject: Re: Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road (Lighten Ali Cook's load)
PostPosted: 13:40 on 12th Aug 2014

Joined: 21:18 on 23rd Dec 2009
Posts: 81
Nice one

Seems like Cooky read that and thought "I'll show the twat!" :D
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MitchellJohnson
Post subject: Re: Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road (Lighten Ali Cook's load)
PostPosted: 23:59 on 22nd Aug 2014

Joined: 17:53 on 9th Dec 2013
Posts: 35
If England's form reversal continues, I want full acknowledgment for being the catalyst! It's clear that the entire team was incensed by my verse and decided to pull their fingers out... probably stuck my words up on the dressing room walls.
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blueandy1mac
Post subject: Re: Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road (Lighten Ali Cook's load)
PostPosted: 14:16 on 23rd Aug 2014

Joined: 12:30 on 14th Jul 2008
Posts: 2151
Location: Preston UK
MitchellJohnson Wrote:
If England's form reversal continues, I want full acknowledgment for being the catalyst! It's clear that the entire team was incensed by my verse and decided to pull their fingers out... probably stuck my words up on the dressing room walls.


Credit where credit's due. ;)
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mattroot
Post subject: Re: Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road (Lighten Ali Cook's load)
PostPosted: 23:03 on 3rd Sep 2014

Joined: 23:02 on 3rd Sep 2014
Posts: 1
MitchellJohnson Wrote:
LIGHTEN ALI COOK'S LOAD
(to the tune of GOOD BYE, YELLOW BRICK ROAD)

When are you gonna find form?
When did you last score a ton?
Maybe it's back to the farm, until you're
Ready to score some runs.

Your bad form will not last forever,
You've lost your cricketing muse.
Your mind's not present, and your stance is open,
Is Root too young to be filling... your...

Shoes.......? Nahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah! Ohhh oh oh...

So, lighten the Ali Cook load,
Let him drop the captaincy now.
Let him throw seed in his hen-house,
Let him go back to his plough.

Once he remembers his ton-on-debut,
And how those centuries flowed...
Then he'll finally decide that his future lies
Back at St John's Wood Road.
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