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Lofthouse
Post subject: Another hammering for the poms
PostPosted: 07:19 on 28th Dec 2013

Joined: 17:08 on 2nd Sep 2012
Posts: 90
All being well the 4th test will be all over by tea-time on Sunday,Gee what a showing up for the poms getting thrashed by the weak Australian team,only need 231 runs to win. i think I will take up knitting it is more exciting than watching England playing cricket. :roll:
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MitchellJohnson
Post subject: Re: Another hammering for the poms
PostPosted: 10:11 on 28th Dec 2013

Joined: 17:53 on 9th Dec 2013
Posts: 35
LOFTHOUSE
(to the tune of "Our House"

Yet another four-day test,
Pommie bowlers did their best,
The batsman faltered down at five.

Still the Army sounded sweet!
Red-and-white were on their feet,
Kept that English spirit alive...

LOFTHOUSE, you know nothing of the game.
LOFTHOUSE, you give Aussies a bad name.

You were silent through the year,
Suddenly you've turned up here,
Talking like a little boy.

You'd be singing loud and proud,
Trying to lead the drunken crowd, with
AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY

LOFTHOUSE, have you anything to say
LOFTHOUSE, that doesn't give your genes away.
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Lofthouse
Post subject: Re: Another hammering for the poms
PostPosted: 07:06 on 29th Dec 2013

Joined: 17:08 on 2nd Sep 2012
Posts: 90
MitchellJohnson Wrote:
LOFTHOUSE
(to the tune of "Our House"

Yet another four-day test,
Pommie bowlers did their best,
The batsman faltered down at five.

Still the Army sounded sweet!
Red-and-white were on their feet,
Kept that English spirit alive...

LOFTHOUSE, you know nothing of the game.
LOFTHOUSE, you give Aussies a bad name.

You were silent through the year,
Suddenly you've turned up here,
Talking like a little boy.

You'd be singing loud and proud,
Trying to lead the drunken crowd, with
AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY

LOFTHOUSE, have you anything to say
LOFTHOUSE, that doesn't give your genes away.


Don't change the subject now ..revert back to cricket instead of the typical pom way of getting personal....I guess now you will have nothing to say..........LOSER.

BY THE WAY I DONT KNOW THE SONG "OUR HOUSE" SO YOUR SO CALLED LITTLE JOKE HAS UNFORTUNATELY,FALLEN FLAT.
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addtamx
Post subject: Re: Another hammering for the poms
PostPosted: 07:31 on 29th Dec 2013

Joined: 21:02 on 9th May 2008
Posts: 956
Location: Australia
I've made a point of not responding to your troll posts Lofthouse but I do feel compelled to tell you that the poster MitchellJohnson is in fact an Aussie.......a proud one who appears to be incredibly embarrassed by you.

You should have a sit and think about that.
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whiteensign
Post subject: Re: Another hammering for the poms
PostPosted: 07:28 on 29th Dec 2013

Joined: 22:13 on 23rd Apr 2008
Posts: 1268
Location: Redditch/Sydney
He's not even a very good troll at that, I have made the mistake of replying to a couple of his comments elsewhere on here, but I guarantee this will be the last time!!!
A good troll could cause havoc on here, just by making little observations and comments regarding the performance of certain players would easily stir the pot, but this div just chooses to make totally uneducated statements that most people (not including me ;) ) just ignore and steer clear of!!!!
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addtamx
Post subject: Re: Another hammering for the poms
PostPosted: 08:59 on 29th Dec 2013

Joined: 21:02 on 9th May 2008
Posts: 956
Location: Australia
Easy to get sucked in and respond to them and I'm probably more guilty of that than anyone on here.

But I've been thinking, now that the Aussies have the urn back we'll be seeing a lot more of Lofthouses ilk......3 Ashes wins has kept them away but as sure as eggs are eggs they'll come rushing back now.

Perhaps we should all agree to just ignore them until they get bored and fuck off??
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MitchellJohnson
Post subject: Re: Another hammering for the poms
PostPosted: 09:50 on 29th Dec 2013

Joined: 17:53 on 9th Dec 2013
Posts: 35
Lofthouse Wrote:
MitchellJohnson Wrote:

Don't change the subject now ..revert back to cricket instead of the typical pom way of getting personal....I guess now you will have nothing to say..........LOSER.

BY THE WAY I DONT KNOW THE SONG "OUR HOUSE" SO YOUR SO CALLED LITTLE JOKE HAS UNFORTUNATELY,FALLEN FLAT.


Lofty, old mate, old cheese, I am an Aussie. An Aussie who dreams of the day when other Aussies can chant more than two 'songs', because as much as our young nation might be enjoying the Ashes results right at this minute, we should be downright disgusted with our inability to match wits with the Army. Stop being a stereotypical knuckle-dragging blokey-bloke, and actually have a go at posting something that might generate some interesting banter on this site.

This is my final comment aimed at you, because you revel in the little bit of mud that your mindless diatribe stirs up in the ocean of cleverness that is the Barmy Army. Enjoy these guys for what they represent; a never-say-die patriotic-to-a-fault band of supporters unmatched anywhere in the world.

By the way, YouTube "Madness"... great off-the-wall pub-band, you'd love their music.

Hush now, little Lofthouse. There's a good man.
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Lofthouse
Post subject: Re: Another hammering for the poms
PostPosted: 11:07 on 31st Dec 2013

Joined: 17:08 on 2nd Sep 2012
Posts: 90
MitchellJohnson Wrote:
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Lofty, old mate, old cheese, I am an Aussie. An Aussie who dreams of the day when other Aussies can chant more than two 'songs', because as much as our young nation might be enjoying the Ashes results right at this minute, we should be downright disgusted with our inability to match wits with the Army. Stop being a stereotypical knuckle-dragging blokey-bloke, and actually have a go at posting something that might generate some interesting banter on this site.

This is my final comment aimed at you, because you revel in the little bit of mud that your mindless diatribe stirs up in the ocean of cleverness that is the Barmy Army. Enjoy these guys for what they represent; a never-say-die patriotic-to-a-fault band of supporters unmatched anywhere in the world.

By the way, YouTube "Madness"... great off-the-wall pub-band, you'd love their music.

Hush now, little Lofthouse. There's a good man.


Who gives two fucks about the songs the Balmy bastards sing,these tests are about CRICKET not stupid drunken bastards that have fuck all better to do than come and try upsetting us Aussies,I hope next test series here the dollar will be higher still and the fucking idioticsensless balmy bastards cant afford to travel to this great country.
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blueandy1mac
Post subject: Re: Another hammering for the poms
PostPosted: 16:03 on 31st Dec 2013

Joined: 12:30 on 14th Jul 2008
Posts: 2156
Location: Preston UK
Lofthouse Wrote:
MitchellJohnson Wrote:
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Lofty, old mate, old cheese, I am an Aussie. An Aussie who dreams of the day when other Aussies can chant more than two 'songs', because as much as our young nation might be enjoying the Ashes results right at this minute, we should be downright disgusted with our inability to match wits with the Army. Stop being a stereotypical knuckle-dragging blokey-bloke, and actually have a go at posting something that might generate some interesting banter on this site.

This is my final comment aimed at you, because you revel in the little bit of mud that your mindless diatribe stirs up in the ocean of cleverness that is the Barmy Army. Enjoy these guys for what they represent; a never-say-die patriotic-to-a-fault band of supporters unmatched anywhere in the world.

By the way, YouTube "Madness"... great off-the-wall pub-band, you'd love their music.

Hush now, little Lofthouse. There's a good man.


Who gives two fucks about the songs the Balmy bastards sing,these tests are about CRICKET not stupid drunken bastards that have fuck all better to do than come and try upsetting us Aussies,I hope next test series here the dollar will be higher still and the fucking idioticsensless balmy bastards cant afford to travel to this great country.


Have you looked up the meaning of 'balmy', no thought not. Cretin.
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MitchellJohnson
Post subject: Re: Another hammering for the poms
PostPosted: 01:31 on 1st Jan 2014

Joined: 17:53 on 9th Dec 2013
Posts: 35
Lofthouse Wrote:
Who gives two fucks about the songs the Balmy bastards sing,these tests are about CRICKET not stupid drunken bastards that have fuck all better to do than come and try upsetting us Aussies,I hope next test series here the dollar will be higher still and the fucking idioticsensless balmy bastards cant afford to travel to this great country.


Mate, take a look at the URL for this site. Oh, hang on, sorry... that's the Internet address in the little box near the top of your screen. It says barmyarmy.com, not ecb.co.uk or anything else. So 99% of people visiting this site care HEAPS about what the Army sings. Yes, the tests are about CRICKET, but this site is largely about the banter and passion and team support, etc.
"...than come and try upsetting us Aussies..." Mate, seriously, how old are you?
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