Justin Langer

Langer is an Aussie
He wears the gold and green
He is the biggest whinger
That we have ever seen

He wasn't very happy
When we called Brett Lee's no ball
He's got a very big mouth
And he's only five feet tall

 

Ricky Pointing

Ponting is the captain
Of the Aussie cricket team
But once the match is over
He is a gay drag queen

Ponting's special friend
Is a man called Glenn McGrath
You'll see them holding hands
At the Sydney Mardi Gras

 

Ricky Ponting

I can't read and I can't write
I must be Australian
I can't read and I can't write
I must be Australian

I can't bowl and I can't bat
My names Ricky Ponting
I can't drink and I can't fight
My names Ricky Ponting

 

Shane Warne is an Aussie

(To the tune of My Old Man's A Dustman)

Shane Warne is an Aussie
He wears a baggy cap
He's got a Nike earing
He looks an Aussie prat
He's got his little flipper
He's got his box of tricks
But when he bowls to Freddie
He gets knocked for six.

 

Shane Warne is an Aussie Part 2

(To the tune of My Old Man's A Dustman)

Shane Warne is a druggie
He should be in rehab
He took his mummy's little pill
To try and lose the flab
He took it to lose weight
From all the pies and beer
But when the ICC found out
He got banned for a year

(Courtesy of Bernie Silvester)

 

Shane Warne's Villa

(To the tune of Amarillo)

Show me the way to Shane Warne’s Villa
He's got his diet pills under his pilla
A dodgy bookie from Manila
Nursey's on her mobile phone

Repeat x3

La-la lar la-la la-la lar, Fat Git!
La-la lar la-la la-la lar, Take a bung
La-la lar la-la la-la lar,
Warney where's your mobile phone?

(Courtesy of Gary Taylor)

 

Siddle by Siddle

(to the tune of Little by Little)

Siddle by Siddle,
You bowl us everything we ever dreamed of,
Siddle by Siddle,
The wheels of your team are slowly falling off,
Siddle by Siddle,
You always bowl a ball that goes for 4,
And all the time,
Ponting asks himself why, are you really here?

Why are you really here?
Why are you really here?
Why are you really here?

And one for Ian Bell that Gaz says may need a bit of work

Call out the Sherminator,
There's some swing in the air,
He's gonna get a ton sooner or later,
If you keep on bowling there,
Bell is dy-na-mite!